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Jokes you misheard originally, and hence didn't make sense

Ian Symes / / 08-04-05 @ 12:08 / 10 Comments

RIMMER: Step up to red alert.
KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the volume.

Aside from my "color-lingers" incident, there are relatively few of these. I still can't understand what Craig said in DNA, though:

LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I've got an idea!

By Austin Ross on 08-04-05 @ 17:09

Erm, just pretend there's an ellipsis after both "the"s.

By Austin Ross on 08-04-05 @ 17:11

"Erm, just pretend there's an ellipsis after both "the"s."

Can I pretend you put a U in colour, too?

By Cappsy on 08-04-05 @ 17:14

NO.

By Austin Ross on 08-04-05 @ 17:25

Fecking Americans! They come over here; steal our language and our Us. They invented gayness!

By Cappsy on 08-04-05 @ 17:57

"I still can't understand what Craig said in DNA, though:

LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I've got an idea!"

Have you tried putting on the subtitles?

By antipodean on 09-04-05 @ 02:32

I think it's "go back there, the DNA suite..."

By Ian Symes on 09-04-05 @ 13:27

Due to my very young self never having heard of Carmen Miranda, for many years I thought Cat's response went as thus:

CAT: Do I dance? Does common meringue wear fruit?

That's the *common* meringue, there.

By McGruder on 09-04-05 @ 16:40

>RIMMER: Step up to red alert.
KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the volume.

Sorry but the words "bulb" and "volume" sound nothing like each other, no matter how much you protest.

By Spid on 10-04-05 @ 09:41

"Have you tried putting on the subtitles?"

Yes. However, this was awhile ago and I seem to remember that it didn't actually have the last bit on there.

By Austin Ross on 10-04-05 @ 23:02

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